FRONTIER MARTIAL-ARTS WRESTLING: TORN TO SHREDS Pros: The positively brutal Kudo vs Shark match Cons: Near-worthless undercard Torn to Shreds, the sixth volume in TokyoPop
THE VAMPIRE AND THE BALLERINA Pros: So bad, it’s a hoot Cons: Many. Oh so many. Confused and poorly made by any conventional standard, the
BLOOD LAKE: ATTACK OF THE KILLER LAMPREYS Pros: Yeah, about that… Cons: Shoddy effects; terrible characterizations, scenario, and dialogue; overacting! From the same “studio” (term
Chapter 27 Pros: Leto; creepy story; making-of featurette on DVD Cons: fairly short I never realized how delusional Mark David Chapman, John Lennon’s murderer, was
INDIANAPOLIS SPEEDWAY See it or ! Pros: Ann Sheridan and her smartass remarks Cons: Just about everything Featuring a climax that takes place during the
GRAND PRIX Pros: Sound; editing, racing sequences Cons: Acting; story Focusing on a sport that still may be the most expensive and most outright dangerous
Pros: Mandatory viewing for any Child of the Eighties! Cons: Incoherent plot, terrible acting, even worse directing. You have never seen The Miami Connection, a low
THE DEVIL-DOLL Pros: Special effects and (trick) photography, competent filmmaking, Raffaela Ottiano Cons: Typically cheery ending; unconvincing French setting The penultimate movie directed by Tod
MEGALODON: THE MONSTER SHARK LIVES Pros: Fairly convincing presentation; nature footage; sharks Cons: Um, it ain’t real. Yep, that’s the kicker. “In April 2013, Discovery













